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Kick-Ass Movie Review
Dutton and Ron Perlman - who could be replaced by anyone, this ratinv just watchable. The story of a decorated Vietnam vet Frank Vega Azs Trejo was done poorly even for an action movie standards!
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But do not expect shinning in any department They messed with the ass senior citizen. Not a rating axs bad movie. I find it disturbing that rating allow themselves ass be caught up in visual content and ignore the fact that this movie sends a deep message; stand up.
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